{
"type": "4-panel satirical product advertisement grid",
"layout": {
"grid": "2x2",
"panels": [
{
"position": "top-left",
"product_name": "{argument name="top left product name" default="座る石"}",
"visual": "man in white shirt and dark pants sitting on a large round stone in a park",
"catchphrase": "いつでも、どこでも、落ち着ける。",
"sales_badge": "累計販売数 12,000個 突破!",
"vertical_text": "公園のベンチが埋まっていた日に。",
"features_count": 3,
"features_labels": [
"重さ約8kgで安定感抜群",
"底面フェルト加工で傷つけにくい",
"付属の専用ベルトで持ち運び簡単"
],
"extra_visual": "small inset image of the stone with a leather carrying strap",
"specs": [
"耐荷重 150kg",
"安心の日本製"
]
},
{
"position": "top-right",
"product_name": "{argument name="top right product name" default="磨きたくない人の歯ブラシ"}",
"visual": "sleek light blue toothbrush angled diagonally on a dark blue background",
"toothbrush_text": "I don't want to brush my yeeth.",
"catchphrase": "持っているだけで安心感",
"vertical_text": "歯を磨く代わりに、これを持つ。",
"sales_badge": "シリーズ累計販売数 85,000本 突破!",
"features_count": 3,
"features_labels": [
"気持ちを落ち着けるお守り代わりに",
"会議や商談前のエチケットに",
"磨かない選択を、もっと自由に。"
],
"bottom_banner": "歯磨きストレスから、あなたを解放する。"
},
{
"position": "bottom-left",
"product_name": "{argument name="bottom left product name" default="雲の貯金箱"}",
"visual": "hand inserting a coin into a fluffy white cloud- shaped piggy bank",
"catchphrase": "空気より軽い、安心感。",
"sales_badge": "累計販売数 23,567個 突破!",
"features_count": 3,
"features_labels": [
"ふわふわの触り心地",
"割れないから安心",
"インテリアに馴染むデザイン"
],
"color_variants_count": 3,
"color_variants_labels": [
"blue",
"pink",
"white"
],
"price": "¥2,980 (税込)",
"bottom_text": "今日から、空に向かってコツコツ貯めよう。"
},
{
"position": "bottom-right",
"product_name": "{argument name="bottom right product name" default="叱ってくれる石"}",
"visual": "round stone on a wooden desk with a pen, text written on the stone",
"stone_text": "{argument name="scolding phrase" default="いいかげんやれ"}",
"catchphrase": "やる気が出ないあなたへ。",
"sales_badge": "累計販売数 18,000個 突破!",
"features_count": 3,
"features_labels": [
"見るたびに心を奮い立たせる",
"厳選された言葉をランダム表示",
"電池不要、半永久的に叱ってくれる"
],
"phrase_variants_count": 10,
"phrase_variants_labels": [
"甘えるな",
"考えるな",
"動け",
"現実を見ろ",
"逃げるな",
"寝るな",
"やればできる",
"お前ならできる",
"寝るな",
"もう言い訳するな"
],
"price": "¥3,500 (税込)"
}
]
}
}
